I had a dream last night. these two guys were bullying me around. Then they started to staple me. i kept trying to punch and kick them, but for some reason i was moving really slow. they were chasing me around. At first i was in a hospital, then like, a theatre, the ones thats highschools have, then i was in a class room. After being stapled like a million times, one of them pulled out a gun. I got a desk, and put it in front of me. he shot, when i came up from behind the desk. but somehow i stopped the bullet in mid air. What does this mean. someone please answer.
lets put it like this it dont mean nothing gud
Rule one: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.
Rule two: you do not touch my daughter in front of me. you may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. however, in order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.
Rule Five: in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.
Rule Seven: as you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay.
Your daughter is going to have a hard time getting a date.
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This is funny(:
sounds fair to me
That's a little too over protective.
wow,you are a very protective dad, but i thought it was cute where you said if you make her cry, that you will make him cry.
And your question is? you looking for feedback on these rules – and, are these for an ACTUAL daughter? We can only hope not. these rules are not cute – these chap my rearend, and I'm a FEMALE.
Rule 7: since when is any human being raised to think that a schedule means nothing, and that her inability to plan ahead means the world grinds to a halt waiting for her rude, entitled azz to move along? If I were the guy, I'd say, "apparently we've had some miscommunication about what we were scheduled to do. I'll re-schedule for a different time, when she's properly prepared", and would leave. I doubt I'd reschedule, though – if she can't be ready when she's supposed to, it's not going to get better, and I'm not about to spend my hours being controlled by her instability and rudeness.
Rule 4, Rule 8: does your daughter have any self control? you don't think plenty of WOMEN are aggressively sexual?
Rule 6, 4, 8: so you're saying that your daughter isn't responsible for her own emotional involvement, or lack thereof – and everything is all the responsibility of the GUY? Wowza. And is this the way your MARRIAGE is? I feel sorry for ya, but you're not doing the girl any favors by not teaching her how to evaluate peoples' behavior for HERSELF. as in, help her GROW UP and make good choices in life.
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